Dear St. Nick:
I’ve been really good this year and I hope you’ll keep that in mind as Christmas preparations get under way at the North Pole. Okay, so technically I’m not Christian, but nobody’s perfect. Just in case you need some help, I’ve made a list with a few suggestions of what you can bring me this year, other than some new PRs and maybe a BQ. I decided to omit the high altitude chamber because I didn’t think it would fit in your sleigh.
Merry Christmas (and Happy Hanukkah),